"When you passed near her, her whole toilet exhaled the penetrating fragrance of youth." -Victor Hugo

Dad at the alma mater - a source of certain trouble.
stories
Here is a little collection of bedtime stories you will, with an almost absolute certainty, feel obliged to read, having come this far.

The Arctic Apple Pie Adventure
Aggressive Lotion Girl
Steps In The Back
Wild Night In Smackover
Trip to Bartlesville, Part 1 - Tent of Horror
Trip to Bartlesville, Part 2 - Stiff-Necked Generation
Trip to Bartlesville, Part 3 - Remaining Highlights
Day of Skipping Stones
Foxes
Items On Cars
Fragrance of Youth
Stillwater
The Garion Fuller Incident
James Weger's Oak Axe Handle
The Colossians 2:21 Cake
The Great Green Persimmon Debacle
How To Scare Children
Yet More Treachery
The MD-70
Alan's Taco Surprise
The Puffy Taco Adventure
A Tale of Two Enchiladas
A Farewell To Alarms
Terrorist Control
The Story of the Civic Wagon
The Third Hand

© 2008 Dane Tate