I'm Not the Bhagwan

I'm not the bhagwan
I'm not the bhagwan
I don't wear gold chains
I wear Elvis thongs

I'm not the bhagwan
I'm not the bhagwan
I don't drive a Rolls Royce
I drive a Ford
I don't wear a bandage on my head
I do ride a skateboard
I'm not the bhagwan

I'm not the bhagwan
I'm from LA
I blink my eyes
and I shave

I am not the bhagwan
I'm not the bhagwan
I wear short pants
I don't do drugs
I'm not on 60 Minutes
I'm not the bhagwan